5 dicembre 1901: nasce Walt Disney

5 12 2011

Disney Natale

immagine puntina rossaLink alla voce Walt Disney su Wikipedia

Annunci




Notte prima degli esami…

21 06 2010

In bocca al lupo a tutti i ragazzi ke stanno per affrontare questa notte speciale e indimenticabile!!!

… e uno speciale “in bocca al lupo” ai miei ex alunni impegnati da domani. Vi voglio bene 🙂


notte di luna e stelle

immagine puntina rossaLink a laRepubblica.it: Speciale Maturità 2010

immagine puntina rossaLink a Antonello Venditti, Notte prima degli esami





un po’ di buonumore…

1 02 2010

immagine mio arcobaleno

immagine puntina rossaPrima il dovere… Ho aggiornato la pagina Lingua e Letteratura Italiana
Inseriti nuovi materiali

immagine puntina rossaPoi il piacere…
1) Ho inserito un nuovo VIDEO da youtube nella pagina divertissement

2) Stasera dedico ai miei alunni alcune riflessioni in lingua inglese 😉
Kids are quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do …it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!








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